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Tuesday, April 03, 2007
Hump Day Special - Bathrooms & Boogers

**Disclaimer** This blog is quite random

One thing i have noticed is that in most men's room i go into is there is booger right next to the handle of every urinal. I never understood this, I'm a man and most men think pretty much alike but i never had the urge to pick my nose and whip a booger on the wall while my dick was in my hand. I mean what is this some unwritten man code that I don't know about? Maybe it's just proof that I'm a supreme sexual being. (shameless plug... Listen to the show tonight)

Today at work a mass e-mail went out telling all the woman in my office to clean up after themselves. It just so happens that I'm extremely cool w/ the office go to lady. You know the lady who takes care of everything in the office from supplies to mail to coordinating every damn thing that goes on in the office? Some of you are probably her. But she comes by as she does everyday to hold our daily conversation and I asked her if it was really that bad in the women's bathroom. Well i asked b/c beside from the boogers on the wall the men's room is spotless. If you don't count the mystery guy who never flushes the toilet.

Anyway, she explains to me that the women's bathroom is a complete and utter mess. That's right folks I work w/ a bunch of fishy chickens. She told me that there is weave in the sink, a gang of hair on the counters and the trash can's and toilets are both filled w/ sanitation napkins. And today one woman actually left one on the floor. I can only imagine what some of their homes look like, not like my pad is something you would see on cribs b/c i live like Reggie Noble himself... Jersey! She also told me that they miss the seat and piss if sprinkled all over the toilets and they don't even whip after themselves. It's this one chick in there who I know stinks. I think she may be the culprit of some of those heinous crimes. I was on the elevators w/ her one day and we were talking about my hair since she was thinking about getting locks and as i opened my mouth to eagerly tell her about my hair and suddenly the stench of her twat crawled up from under her panties, out of her pants through the air and into my nose. I shut up immediately. Held my breathe while the elevator crawled down 2 flights.

Also while talking to my sweetie, who while driving home from the club one night called me to keep her company and entertain her while she focused on holding her piss b/c she told me the female bathroom at the club was pretty much of the same. But that understandable being that it's a bunch of drunk woman trying to keep their big ole booties off the seat a bunch of other flithy chicks have already peed all over. But I guess the point of all of this is why are female bathrooms so nasty when every chick i been w/ has been extremely clean freaks. Is it to impress the man? or are females really that damn nasty. So as I sit in my office in my own world pissed off that there are no woman i would even remotely think about sleeping with I wonder what was the worst bathroom you've ever been in?


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