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My name is BlogXilla.
I am 27 years old.
I'm from Elizabeth NJ now In Atlanta.
I believe In the Power of the P.U.S.S.Y...

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Monday, March 19, 2007
When names pop up similar to mine, its flattering, all these people showing their admiration to La Familia and myself... well it just leaves me speechless, So today I urge everyone of my readers to create blog names.(Mary J Blog, Blogonce' Blogalicious Tony BlogTana, TuBlog Shakur, Blog Escobar) By doing this we will start one of the biggest blog groups on myspace and i think we'll call it the Jr. Mafia.

You can't fuck with me - go play somewhere, I'm busy
And all you other cats throwin shots at Jigga
You only get half a bar - fuck y'all niggaz
Jay-Z

I have been given the wonderful blessing of being a father, with that blessing will come a time when i have to pay for a sweet 16 party. Before I get into all of that let me give y'all some background. My daughter was in her room playing w/ her toys and practicing her letters and i was in the living room watching a movie. Everything was going cool, the movie is very entertaining I can hear my daughter making those precious daughter noises, you know talking to her dolls about whose shoes are the nicest, have a cup of tea and How spongebob is Shani's boyfriend. (Shani is her barbie doll's name) You know basically re enacting the Disney channel. The movie started to get very entertaining, simultaneously my daughter got quite and just as the movie reaches its cinematic climax my daughter walks into the living room, her hands behind her back and an extreme look of pride on her face. Now imagine the most beautiful puppy dog face you have ever seen, and in the sweetest "I have daddy wrapped around my finger" voice she could muster in her 4 years on earth when she says "Daddy I made you something" She whips her hands from behind her back to show me this...



That's right folks my sweet precious daughter wrote
IBRTCH



**Exhales**Hopefully by the time her 16th Birthday comes around I'll be filthy rich b/c at the rate my daughters are growing it will go something like this: Daddy I want to throw a party @ Ground Zero, and I want platinum floors, Lamborghini's For invitations, The bodies of Biggie and Pac for decorations, the entire def jam list of artist from 1998, along w/ all the original members of Destiny Child and Bobbi Kristina Brown to perform her latest hit my parents Ain't on Crack anymore b/c I will always love them, Authentic Indian Elephants painted Pink, Egyptian slaves to carry me off Dumbo, and Food Catered by Rachel Ray herself. oh yeah I want a sweat shop in the backyard to make everybody their Jordans and a PONY!!! So what's i'll have to lead of group of revolutionaries to overthrow a foreign government or 5000 mexicans across the border in order to pay for it, for my daughter it will all be worth the risk. Ah Fatherhood

Pray for me.



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